I used to love going into to Toco Publications, the Spick and Span people, to buy sets of photos of their lovely models, lifting up their skirts to show us their stocking-tops and knick-knix. I would arrive in my 'dirty' mac and wank tros - holes in both pockets - and my goggle-eyes glasses. Yes, I looked EXACTLY like a pervert wanker - which is what I am of course. 

The lady at the counter knew eaxctly what sort of bloke I was of course, but treated me like normal, to be polite. I asked in my trembly voice, all nervous, if I could "buy some more pics, the Spick and Span ones, lovey pics of girls showing their knick-knix - if that's ok Miss, sorry Miss..."

This lady actually works in another department at this place, the person who does all the Spick and Span pics, the postal order bit, isn't there. She is polite to me, saying "which photos would you like, we've got quite a lot here so it helps if you can give me an idea."

I'm stammering now, my erection stiff in my pants, under my mac which s done up of course. "Uhm, I'm not sure really, you've got so many lovely, lovely pics, of, uhm, such lovely, lovely girls, it's always difficult to know which ones to get next...I mean..."

"Do you know which, uhm, girls you want photos of perhaps?"  She is trying to be helpful, but I get the impression She won't be for a lot longer. 

"Have you got any sets of Miss Linda Bailey please, She is a lovely girl, She does such nice poses, I would love to have lots more pics of Her...if that's ok Miss..uhm..."

The lady opens a drawer and looks through the files, eventually pulling out a couple of packs of photos. "These are the sets we have of, uhm, Linda Bailey....would you, uhm, like to buy those..?

I open the first pack of photos and pull one out, immediately gasping involuntarily. "Ohh yes Miss...I want these photos Miss, oh yes...She's lovely isn't She...look at those poses, ohh yes...I mean..sorry Miss...."

Without waiting for an answer I'm pulling out more photos, from the first pack and then the second. Miss Linda's photos are really lovely and I realise I'm chanting slighty under my breathe - "oh yes Miss, oh lovely Miss, ohh, that pose Miss.." - and my willy is starting to leak. Buying photos of a real Spunk Queen from a lady is as good as it gets for a real wanker like me. 

"It's £20 for both sets," the lady says rather definitely. 

"I'll...take..them both...." I grunt hoarsely, my willy leaking profusely now.  "Have..you..got..any..more..photos..of Her......please....."

"No, that's all there is I'm afraid." 

 I can hardly speak as knobby jerks and starts to pump gobs of spunk into my pants. I'm trying not to shudder as I fill my underpants, while the lady puts the two packs of photos into a bag and holds it out to me, the other hand waiting for my cash. It takes me several minutes to extract my little wallet, as my willy finishes pumping my pants full. I take out two tenners and hand them to the lady. 

As soos as I've paid, the lady turns round and walks out the inner door, as if glad that the business is over. I stand there for a few minutes, still dazed, before turning round and sort of stumbling out the door, opening my mac as I do to see the large wet spunk stain on the front of my wank-tros.

How I love that experience, buying mags full of 'bare' girls from a lady and spunking in my pants as I do. I bought several sets of Spick and Span photos from them at the office in Croydon, and that was the best experience yet.