"She's definitely ready to make an appearance at her son's graduation party - and to "cash in" with a bunch of his friends. They've been at the house almost every day for the last however many years, and she's seen a couple of them have turned into absolute studs. It's time she has them pay up for all those rides to the ballgames, all the food they've eaten and covering for them when they've been out partying, she's going to get hers 10" at a time from each of them. Maybe even 3 or 4 of them at the same time!"
"Ahh, the always tricky baseball player with a hot younger sister - you know she's been at all his games for years, and has crushes on all the other boys on his team. Do you think they've "batted around" with her - all 8 teammates getting to take their "at bat" with her one after another?"
"Love this, probably did some yoga, then went for a hike and had a Matcha, took a couple pics celebrating the girls weekend, and some asshole took this off instagram and put it here so us pervs can debate which one has the tightest asshole - my guess is #3, just seems like it needs some expanding."
"Oh, hi Katie, I didn't recognize you without your clothes on... I mean... outside the classroom, are you on vacation here, too? Your parents have a villa, my wife and I have a swinging timeshare for the week. I'm very impressed with your tits ... I mean work at the end of the year, your final camel toe,,, oh, sorry, I was distracted by something, exam was excellent, I'm sure you'll do really well next year when you move up to the high school. Why yes, I have been drinking, it's all included, you know there is no drinking age on this island, so you can suck down a few yourself. THEY won't let you - lame - you know my wife is heading to the casino later, you can come by #334 and I'll let you suck some things down in my room."