"my red ass under my diaper a testament to how committed my mother was to punishing me and my hubby. after she changed him, she announced there was no way she could leave us on our own and put our house up for sale."
"it only took pissing the wrong woman who happened to have an affair with the ceo at the office, to become the shared baby of all the older women here that haven't gotten around to getting their own yet, but at least HR demanded that they let me pick gender for myself and luckily everyone seams okay with my choice,"
