As you know I worked on adult film sets as a photographer. I get asked for any memorable shoots. There are plenty stored in the wank bank.
One such occasion, I was filming a white couple who's fantasy it was to have a filthy threesome with a hung black fellow. As the romp was reaching it's climax, the hubby who'd been mostly tossing off staring at the strangers wife pleasing member, lost control and shot his load from balls to carpet.
The banging pair turned round and told him off for spoiling the new carpet!