"When I win the $500 million lottery, I will hire you to work for me. Your job will be to squat like that, naked, pulling your teats, at my front door. Whenever visitors come......my friends, relatives, neighbors, workmen, delivery boys......anyone at all, you will say "excuse me, sir or madam, would you like me to lick your ass......or you might want to piss on my tits, or spit on my face"
"If I could inspect your dirty laundry basket, I'd take your smelly panties, and wear them around my neck all day on a gold chain. And at night, I'd put them over my head, so I could smell you all night, and have dirty, erotic dreams xox"