"Il est heureux de se faire ecraser les couilles par une aussi jolie personne.
Je suis sur qu'elle mouille et qu'elle va se faire bouffer la chatte après."
"I caught my brother spying on the girls skinny dipping at the lake, he had his penis out and he was wanking. It looked like he was really enjoying it, until I went "BOO" and made him jump, he ejaculated too, I laughed."
"Well what are you going to do about it? Umm your in the gents changing rooms, yeah I know that. Err I'm in the shower and I am naked, yeah I can see that to. I reported this like 5 minutes ago, so what are you doing about it? can't it wait, yeah I suppose so."
"Hello hubby, I've just seen our daughters, boyfriends penis, oh mum please don't tell daddy. Yes it's much longer than yours and a lot fatter, do you think I should give him a premature ejaculation test, yes I could try wanking him off, but looking at it, I wouldn't mind him fucking me, oh mum. Yep, ok hubby, I let him fuck me and see how long he takes to cum inside, hopefully after a couple of orgasm."
"Darling! what are you doing, I'm just trying this mushroom, it taste really good mummy, if you lick and suck it for long enough, it fills your mouth with magic cream. would you like to try it? That's not a mushroom, it's the boys next door penis."
"Is it true, if we rub it like this it will make you cum? Yes it is, how long will we have to rub it for? Not long, looking at you two sexy young things. Can we watch you cum? That's the idea of the lesson isn't it, to let you young ladies watch a man ejaculate. I can see some stuff leaking out the end of it, that's just precum, you will know when I ejaculate trust me. Are you getting closer, yep. Hahaha, hahaha, did you see that, did you see it, hehehe. Can we do it again?"
"Ok, you are all going to have to put a bag over your head as she didn't get a look at your face, and can you all make yourselves a bit harder and she say the mans penis was rock hard when she saw it."
"Holly fuck David your naked, oh hi Dawn, your brother said it would be ok if I took a shower, yeah, but there is a price to pay and that price is I want to watch you wank yourself off, seriously? Yeah, why not, go on wank yourself off while I watch you, ok, do you want me to cum as well, yeah that's the best bit."
"Ok Bro, you can jerk off in front of me again if you want to. I don't know why you enjoy jerking yourself off while naked in front of me so much, but I must say, you do have a lovely penis it's bigger and looks better than my boyfriends."